Cambodia - Singapore, overland...

A minivan took us the 120 miles or so to the Thai border; 30 or so miles from Sihanoukville we turned onto an unmade road - gravel, rock and hard places which we slid and bumped over through constant drizzle, sliding in the mud and down the hills sideways on. Four times we all disembarked to be ferried over rivers on wooden rafts - the bridges do not exist or are only half finished. I sat by the driver in the front, we enjoyed the drive but had to endure 90 miles of moans and groans from the back! So to Koh-Kong, bye-bye Cambodia, hello Thailand!
Immediately, tarmac roads, road signs, cars, lamp-posts, a Shell petrol station full of sweets (haven't noticed them for weeks!), snacks, and we eat a Cornetto...! 13 hours from Sihanoukville we arrive in Bangkok - back in the heart of the first world. 2 nights we take in a disappointingly smart hotel, using the city for necessary phone-calls, internet, a little shopping and a little sightseeing - Jim Thompson's house. Bangkok is useful but too hectic and massive a city for us, not as seedy as we thought it might be, and lost its charm that Jac found 15 years ago. We took one stop through Thailand, near Krabi at Railet, and beautiful it is - towering limestone rocks jut out of the sea, walks thru stalagtites and mites lead you to white sands and turquoise waters, and every need is catered for by laid-back locals who chug supplies into this otherwise inaccessible area on old timber longboats. Unfortunately only a minivan can provide our escape, so another 12 hours with knees to chins down to Songaikolok, a border town in deepest southern Thailand.
The area is poorer, and Muslim, and with its own insurgency at the moment, so plenty of roadblocks to swerve around and bus loads of Thai soldiers to protect us at our 4 minute pit-stops! The whole journey is conducted in absolute silence, until all the other passengers break into laughter when they realise that the 2 westerners at the back haven't made any arrangements for staying here! No probs tho, the driver leaves us at the only hotel in town which charges per night and not by the hour, and whose staff seem genuinely pleased to feed and help a couple of lesser-spotted Euros! Next day, dried mango and sesame snaps providing breakfast and lunch, a motorbike drops us to the border - enter Malaysia!
So hot and sultry, a taxi takes us to Kuala Besut, and a speedboat to the Perhentian Islands. Five cool dudes man this boat, a half hour white-knuckle ride to Kecil, island paradise and grand justification for carting our snorkels all the way from the UK! And its worth it - glorious coral and reef in all its technicolour variety.
Offshore and from boats, we swim with black-tipped reef sharks, turtles 4' wide, barracuda, clown fish, and all of Nemo's friends and family - and learn a lot about coral...We watch jumping fish and even a flying fish which can fly for up to 100 meters, and heading back to shore after our final swim there, we come across a group of ten or so large, bumphead parrotfish, 50 yards from the beach - a lucky find and perfect finish to a few days of heaven!
From Perhentian we trained down to KL, as its known, to stay a couple of nights with one of Jess' old schoolmates. For the first time in nearly five months I opened a fridge door!, we enjoyed her hospitalities, the amazing views from her 17th floor apartment, and the modern swishness of Kuala Lumpar. We were heading back to the first world again!
Then Singapore for one night! Strange place, stepped out of the hotel to see policeman shooting crows out of the trees by the main shopping centres - full on rifles!, spent ages trying to find somewhere that did a gin and tonic, then found an excellent Indian restaurant specialising in Keralan fare - delicious, and spent the next couple of hours with the boss, Joseph, and his friend, Joe, putting the world to rights, talking India, drinking Tiger, talking Asia, drinking Tiger, putting Asia in its place! By chance, a fitting end to our last night here- Asia!
Oz tomorrow - catch up with us again in a while...bye for now!