FOOD Glorious FOOD

Food - very important stuff while on the road...we've eaten some of the best and worst in Asia, some of the best has probably been the simplest: we'll always remember the noodle soups in Laos - steaming bowls of noodles, served with raw veg. - maybe a quarter cabbage, a few beans, big handful of fresh mint sprigs, and a few fresh chillis to munch on. Delicious. Eating fresh water chestnuts, bought for pence from street vendors...or lentil balls and roasted chillis as snacks on Sri Lankan trains, or the delight of finding a decent crunchy salad in India. The worst were very few really, usually those meals that crept up on you 24 hours later and left you clutching your sides thinking the end was nigh, but we got over it...here are a few of the foods we saw on offer at various establishments, worth noting but rarely to eat...spelling as written...

Salad Incise - make your throat bleed!
Spaketty Coronary - mmmmm!
Hum burger chicken - humming!
Muslim with food salad or yoghurt coffee - but I couldn't eat a whole one!
Scrumpled eggs - tear that up!
Bones - whose?
Streamed Fish - promising...
Mixed boiled salad with eggs - like me salad piping hot!
Fishache - probably not streamed enough!
Sauce boiled with crocodile - I hope they cook the croc also!
Pork fried Holy Basil - very Roman!
Roasted spiders - yes, black hairy ones!